Stitch Patterns

Funny Bird Cross Stitch Patterns

Crows, geese, gulls, and one deeply unimpressed owl.

25 patterns · instant PDF download · whole cross stitch only

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Bird Of Poor Decisions cross stitch pattern

Bird Of Poor Decisions

"Bird Of Poor Decisions" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours

Bread Tax cross stitch pattern

Bread Tax

"Pay The Bread Tax" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours

Caw And Order cross stitch pattern

Caw And Order

"Caw And Order" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours

Dressed For Dinner cross stitch pattern

Dressed For Dinner

"Always Dressed For Dinner" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

Duck Off cross stitch pattern

Duck Off

"Duck Off" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours

Elegant But Violent cross stitch pattern

Elegant But Violent

"Elegant But Violent" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours

Finders Keepers cross stitch pattern

Finders Keepers

"Finders Keepers" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours

Flamingly Dramatic cross stitch pattern

Flamingly Dramatic

"Flamingly Dramatic" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours

Fluffed And Furious cross stitch pattern

Fluffed And Furious

"Fluffed And Furious" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

Honk If You Dare cross stitch pattern

Honk If You Dare

"Honk If You Dare" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours

I Am The Problem cross stitch pattern

I Am The Problem

"I Am The Problem" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

I Will Bite You cross stitch pattern

I Will Bite You

"I Will Bite You" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours

I'll Wait cross stitch pattern

I'll Wait

"I Can Wait" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours

Mine Mine Mine cross stitch pattern

Mine Mine Mine

"Mine Mine Mine" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours

Nevermore Coffee cross stitch pattern

Nevermore Coffee

"Nevermore Before Coffee" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours

Night Shift cross stitch pattern

Night Shift

"On The Night Shift" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours

Overdramatic cross stitch pattern

Overdramatic

"Slightly Overdramatic" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours

Owl Be Watching cross stitch pattern

Owl Be Watching

"Owl Be Watching" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours

Patience cross stitch pattern

Patience

"Patience Is A Weapon" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours

Pecking Order cross stitch pattern

Pecking Order

"Pecking Order" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

Penguin Of Principle cross stitch pattern

Penguin Of Principle

"Penguin Of Principle" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

Standing On Business cross stitch pattern

Standing On Business

"Standing On Business" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours

Territorial cross stitch pattern

Territorial

"This Is My Garden" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours

Who Asked cross stitch pattern

Who Asked

"Who Asked" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours

Wise Enough To Leave cross stitch pattern

Wise Enough To Leave

"Wise Enough To Leave" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours

About these birds patterns

Birds are rude and these patterns say so. A gull mid-scream. A goose that has decided about you. A crow holding something it certainly did not find lying around. An owl whose expression suggests nobody asked.

Every chart is a modern counted cross stitch pattern as an instant PDF: symbols on every square so it prints from a black and white printer, a real DMC floss list with skein counts, and finished dimensions for 14, 16 and 18-count aida.

Birdwatchers are a gift market and a difficult one, because most bird cross stitch is reverent. These are not. They are for the person who feeds the garden birds and still refers to one of them as a menace.

What you get

  • A counted cross stitch chart with a symbol in every square, so it prints on a black and white printer.
  • A floss key naming real DMC shade numbers, with how many skeins of each to buy.
  • Finished sizes worked out for 14, 16 and 18-count aida.
  • Whole cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractional stitches, no french knots.
  • A PDF you download the moment you pay. Nothing is posted to you.

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