Stitch Patterns

Funny Cat Cross Stitch Patterns

Loaf, box, knocked something over, and absolutely no remorse.

10 patterns · instant PDF download · whole cross stitch only

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Freshly Baked cross stitch pattern

Freshly Baked

"Freshly Baked" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours

I Am Bread cross stitch pattern

I Am Bread

"I Am Bread" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours

I Am Helping cross stitch pattern

I Am Helping

"I Am Helping" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours

I Helped cross stitch pattern

I Helped

"I Helped" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours

I Meant To Do That cross stitch pattern

I Meant To Do That

"I Meant To Do That" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

I Saw Something cross stitch pattern

I Saw Something

"I Saw Something" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours

If I Fits cross stitch pattern

If I Fits

"If I Fits I Sits" — 11 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 11 colours

Leave Me Here cross stitch pattern

Leave Me Here

"Just Leave Me Here" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours

Small But Angry cross stitch pattern

Small But Angry

"Small But Angry" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours

Spooky Season cross stitch pattern

Spooky Season

"It Is Spooky Season" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only

$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours

About these cats patterns

Every cat owner knows the look. These are counted cross stitch patterns for people who live with one: the loaf that will not be moved, the paw that pushed the mug, the stare from inside a box far too small. Each is a modern cross stitch chart sized for an evening rather than a winter.

All of them download as a PDF the moment the payment clears. You get a colour chart with symbols on every square, a floss key listing real DMC numbers and how many skeins to buy, and finished sizes for 14, 16 and 18-count aida. Whole cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractional stitches, no french knots — which makes them genuinely suitable for a confident beginner.

They make a good cat lover gift precisely because they are not sentimental. Somebody who has been woken at four in the morning by a cat sitting on their chest does not want a pattern that says live laugh love.

What you get

  • A counted cross stitch chart with a symbol in every square, so it prints on a black and white printer.
  • A floss key naming real DMC shade numbers, with how many skeins of each to buy.
  • Finished sizes worked out for 14, 16 and 18-count aida.
  • Whole cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractional stitches, no french knots.
  • A PDF you download the moment you pay. Nothing is posted to you.

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