Funny Mood Cross Stitch Patterns
For the day you are having.
46 patterns · instant PDF download · whole cross stitch only
A Storm In A Teacup
"A Storm In A Teacup" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
About To Boil Over
"About To Boil Over" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
Blame The Moon
"Blame The Moon" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Burning At Both Ends
"Burning At Both Ends" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Chaos In A Drawer
"Chaos In A Drawer" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Confidently Going Nowhere
"Confidently Going Nowhere" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Do Not Perceive Me Today
"Do Not Perceive Me Today" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours
Emotionally Unplugged
"Emotionally Unplugged" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours
Every Day Is Monday
"Every Day Is Monday" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
Financially Fragile
"Financially Fragile" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
I Remembered This Week
"I Remembered This Week" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours
I Tried With This One
"I Tried With This One" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Ideas Running Low
"Ideas Running Low" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
It Did Get Better
"It Did Get Better" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
It Was In My Hand
"It Was In My Hand" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours
Knotted Beyond Saving
"Knotted Beyond Saving" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Leave It To Chance
"Leave It To Chance" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Motivation Not Found
"Motivation Not Found" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
Nine More Minutes
"Nine More Minutes" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours
No Signal No Problem
"No Signal No Problem" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Nothing But Condiments
"Nothing But Condiments" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
One Sock Short Always
"One Sock Short Always" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Peace Is Expensive
"Peace Is Expensive" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
Perpetually Nearly On Time
"Perpetually Nearly On Time" — 16 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 16 colours
Personal Rain Cloud
"Personal Rain Cloud" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours
Prepared For Nothing
"Prepared For Nothing" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Relentlessly Cheerful
"Relentlessly Cheerful" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
Running Away Theoretically
"Running Away Theoretically" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Running On Five Percent
"Running On Five Percent" — 8 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 8 colours
Slowly Losing It
"Slowly Losing It" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours
Soaking Away The Day
"Soaking Away The Day" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Socially Unreachable
"Socially Unreachable" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours
Spinning Out
"Spinning Out" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Technically Available
"Technically Available" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
The Alarm Has Betrayed Me
"The Alarm Has Betrayed Me" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
The List Has Won
"The List Has Won" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
The Mirror Said Nothing
"The Mirror Said Nothing" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
The Pile Is Sentient Now
"The Pile Is Sentient Now" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
The Pile Keeps Growing
"The Pile Keeps Growing" — 14 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 14 colours
The Thermostat War
"The Thermostat War" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours
Thoughts Still Loading
"Thoughts Still Loading" — 15 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 15 colours
Time Is Not Real
"Time Is Not Real" — 10 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 10 colours
Unique And Freezing
"Unique And Freezing" — 9 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 9 colours
Unread And Unbothered
"Unread And Unbothered" — 13 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 13 colours
Watching It Rain Instead
"Watching It Rain Instead" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
Wrapped And Staying There
"Wrapped And Staying There" — 12 colours, whole cross stitch only
$6.00 · Standard · 130×130 · 12 colours
About these moods patterns
No animals on this shelf. The joke is the situation: a battery on five percent, a loading spinner that never resolves, a pile of laundry that has quietly become sentient, an alarm clock enjoying itself far too much.
These are the modern version of the sampler that says home sweet home — same idea, told straight. They suit a desk, an office wall, or a gift for somebody whose week you have heard about in detail.
Every chart is an instant PDF download with symbols on every square, a real DMC floss key and finished sizes for 14, 16 and 18-count aida. Whole cross stitch only, so they go quickly.
What you get
- A counted cross stitch chart with a symbol in every square, so it prints on a black and white printer.
- A floss key naming real DMC shade numbers, with how many skeins of each to buy.
- Finished sizes worked out for 14, 16 and 18-count aida.
- Whole cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractional stitches, no french knots.
- A PDF you download the moment you pay. Nothing is posted to you.
Questions about moods patterns
- Are these moods cross stitch patterns suitable for a beginner?
- Yes. Every chart in this collection is whole cross stitch only — no backstitch, no quarter or three-quarter stitches and no french knots. If you can sew one X over one square of aida you can finish any of them. The smaller ones run around a hundred stitches square, which is an evening or two.
- What is included in the moods pattern download?
- A PDF the moment you pay: the colour chart, the same chart again in black and white symbols so it prints legibly on any printer, a floss key naming real DMC shade numbers with how many skeins to buy, and the finished size worked out for 14, 16 and 18-count aida.
- Do you post anything, or is it digital only?
- Digital only. No fabric, floss or hoop is included and nothing is shipped. The download link does not expire, so the file stays available whenever you want it again.
- Can I stitch these moods patterns to sell?
- You can stitch them for yourself and as gifts. The pattern itself stays ours — please do not resell, share or redistribute the PDF or the chart.
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Want the whole shelf? A membership downloads every pattern in the shop, moods included, for less than four charts.